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Things security officers may think of asking, but shouldn’t:

  Do you have any sandwiches in your pocket? This can be construed as inflammatory and invasive, and it is baffling to the hearer.  It is easy to ask this question on your 13th hour on your feet, but you must refrain. Are you carrying any weapons of mass destruction? Again, this is a baffling… Read More Things security officers may think of asking, but shouldn’t: