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regain your hymen–or, honey, get the alum!

The directions say to apply a few drops to the desired area 15 minutes prior to any activity for desired results and moisturization. Yes, ladies, add these to your hoo-hoo before you do household chores so you don’t get that droopy feeling and find at the end of the day that, yes, the laundry’s done,… Read More regain your hymen–or, honey, get the alum!