funny stuff, Musings

Things security officers may think of asking, but shouldn’t:

  Do you have any sandwiches in your pocket? This can be construed as inflammatory and invasive, and it is baffling to the hearer.  It is easy to ask this question on your 13th hour on your feet, but you must refrain. Are you carrying any weapons of mass destruction? Again, this is a baffling… Read More Things security officers may think of asking, but shouldn’t:

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But Old Spice still reminds me of Daddy

  Yeah, OS Guy is cute, but…. Maybe it’s just my generation. Maybe all those born after the 80s don’t have any father-associations with Old Spice. Actually, his appeal–for me–is how hilariously vain his character is. I don’t want my guy wearing Old Spice (Sorry, OS) and I don’t want him acting like OS Guy,… Read More But Old Spice still reminds me of Daddy

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regain your hymen–or, honey, get the alum!

The directions say to apply a few drops to the desired area 15 minutes prior to any activity for desired results and moisturization. Yes, ladies, add these to your hoo-hoo before you do household chores so you don’t get that droopy feeling and find at the end of the day that, yes, the laundry’s done,… Read More regain your hymen–or, honey, get the alum!